You know it. Vreemd dat ik tot nu toe niet heb gelogd over dit fenomeen, terwijl ik toch een bekend tegenstander van stupiditeiten ben, niet? Ach, ik achtte eigenlijk dit fenomeen stompzinnig genoeg om zichzelf te verslaan. Maar toen kwam ik dit juweeltje tegen op het internet. Toch even delen:
Our great nation was founded on, among other things, the right to free
speech and free inquiry. But now, math departments all across America
are stifling alternative views to the theory of "2+2=4" (subsequently
referred to as "quatrism"). A growing body of evidence that suggests
the possibility that 2+2=5 (quintism) is being systematically excluded
by dogmatic quatrists. "Expelled," a new movie by noted American badass
extraordinaire Ben Stein, explores how Big Math is unconstitutionally
denying a voice to quintists everywhere, even firing math teachers for
discussing the controversy.
"They've clearly shown that 2+2=4 is their god," said Billy Bob
Whitetrash, a noted quintism mathematician at the Obscurantism
Institute, a think tank engaged in many legal battles over the teaching
of quatrism. "But on Judgment Day, let's see how they answer to God for
their demonic faith."
The movie goes on to show how Adolf Hitler, believing that 2+2=4,
decided to commit genocide. "There's a straight line from 2+2=4 to
Auschwitz," said Sally Jo Dumbass, a professor of European history at
Liberty University. "Once people start believing in quatrism, all hell
breaks loose. 2+2=5 is the only source of moral behavior that we know
Liberals will clearly be upset that Expelled questions their
numerical dogma. But people of faith finally have a voice in math. See
it today with someone you love.